Thursday Thirteen #26: Silly Questions That Make Me Smile

Thirteen Silly Questions That Make Me Smile 1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 3. OK.... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the 'Jags' and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the 'Bucs,' what does that make the Tennessee Titans? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 4. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 5. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~* 6. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 7. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 8. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? *~*~*~*~*~ ~*~*~*~* 9. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 10. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 11. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 12. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 13. At income tax time, did you ever notice: When you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells... 'THEIRS'?

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